Q: How cold?
A: Colder than Dick Cheney's heart*2.
What do you mean, "this is two sizes too small"?* I went with New York brand Five-cheese Garlic Toast. The most Eastern Liberal Elite of all garlic toasts.
*2 Yes, he DOES have a heart......but it pumps high-grade oil. The techs at Cheney Corp have yet to find a better alternative power source for his many steampunk-style servos and pulley system strength enhancers. They tried retrofitting him with a homunculus in his chest cavity, but the imp wreaked absolute hell with his targeting systems - hence the time he shot that old man in the face.
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