Thursday, August 21, 2008

Obama And His 'Pick'

While hardly speech-polished, here is another...

Dream Obama Dispatch*:

Dream Obama: SURPRISE!!! It's me, BARACK OBAMA!!! Let's go punch the scrotum of politics as usual.

VP Pick*2: You kick. I'll drown the kittens of partisanship*3!

Dream Obama: Stuff the naughty kitties of partisanship in the 'Bag of Change'TM; I'll cover you with 'The Icepick of Unity'TM.


* While not an actual transcript from the future, this exchange is very likely.

*2 I know who this is, but I don't want to spoil it for you, dear reader.

*3 'The Kittens Of Partisanship' coined by Meat Bikini.

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